Johnny Mitchell on Becoming a Drug Trafficker and How to Survive Prison


Comedian Johnny Mitchell tells Adam how he went from being a normal well-off college student to a major drug trafficker and his decision to make millions on weed while he could before legalization. He explains the process of stashing/smuggling money and drugs and how he ultimately found himself in a maximum security prison. Johnny shares some prison tips such as the importance of courtesy flushing and surviving on Ramen and they all debate the finer points of performing felation on yourself. Next, they get into Johnny rooming with a Hells Angel, politicians mispronouncing names, and distorted checking account statistics.

Finally, Chris reports the news including: an update on the Titanic tourist submersible going missing,
Pablo Escobar’s escaped “cocaine hippos” causing problems and the auto shop owner who dumped 500 pounds of oily pennies on his ex-employee’s driveway having to pay more in back wages.

See Johnny Mitchell live: Brea, CA – Brea Improv – July 5th
Listen to ‘The Connect- with Johnny Mitchell’ wherever you find podcasts and watch it on YouTube
And follow Johnny on Instagram, @MrJohnnyMitchell


Executive Producers: Chris Laxamana & Mike August
Audio Engineer: Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Technical Director: Emi Funes
Producer: Ben Hayes
Assistant Producer: Byron Perez


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